Question by LACHLAN GLANNINY: Can I have some help please as I’m looking to?
write and film a short comedic film – like Dumb and Dumber, Superbad, Knocked Up, I Love You Man, The Sunshine Boys with Walther Matthau, Don’t Be A Menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood, Friday, Jason Bigg’s character from the American Pie films, The 40 year old virgin, Johnny english, get smart mall cop, and planes, trains and automobiles. It’s about two nervous guys, one of the nervous guys is kinda ODD – one trying to find a girlfriend or a job during the recession – haven’t decided on which yet, and they make stupid mistakes ll the time in their lives, I’m thinking of writing a character like Homer Simpson, could you post some jokes, ideas and funny stuff to give me inspiration please – Thanks!!!
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It will be about 15 – 20 minutes long!!! I’m trying to get myself noticed as a filmmaker, so that’s why I’m looking to put this short film together – as comedies make people laugh and it’s good to laugh, especially during the recession!!!
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It’s gonna have a funny female character in it as well as the two guys being funny!!! The comedy is gonna come form embarrassment, nervousness and a few lines, good comic timing – and funny facial expressions!!!
Best answer:
Answer by albert c
My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I then said, “Is that your final answer?”
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, “Yes.”
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And then the fight started….
My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started..
Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”
My loving wife of 5 years replied, “Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?”
And then the fight started…
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